ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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queenofattolia:

daddyhyung:

I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.

(via japhers)

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

(via watsonsandholmes)

Lets talk about Leviathan!Cas..

thesassiestsamwinchester:

cas-is-deans-bitch:

I mean he is pretty

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terrifying, like

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how does Misha do it, turn this

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into  this

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terrifying

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fucking

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monster?!

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this to

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this?! 

Hes one damn good actor..

gentle reminder that he was running a high fever and about thisclose to puking while filming the Leviathan!Cas scenes

four for u, misha collins. u go misha collins.

(Source: castiel--collins, via watsonsandholmes)

"Fuck, my tea."

-me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via lotrlockedwhovian)

i'm just gonna be myself
no wise quotes, no witty sayings
just me
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